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too scripted for my shirt 12 tracks, 10 minutes, 1 lifetime
Harkening back to the band's roots in appalachia; the mossy strands of bluegrass, french new wave, and 20th century art music, this album arrives hot on the heels of sharp political controversy surrounding the State of New Jersey. Spokesmuppet John Corzine refused to comment on his budget proposals to cut state support for public universities at time of press. Hailed as the most literate effort by this vague trio, this album is widely considered to be a myth. Here's what the critics are saying:
"This Album is a sophomore, just like me."
 - Avant Garde College Sophomore Colin Jones 		"This Album is at least as interesting as eight cellos in a garbage compactor"
 - Avant Garde artist John Williams 		"This Album is a derivative copy of the group's original effort"
 - Avant Garde scientologist Nancy Dye 		"This Album has not even got any Beethoven on it."
 - Avant Garde string quartet, The Pacifica Quartet.

But you don't have to take their word for it! Download the release today! Limited press CDs are available for a limited time in Wilder mail room and by sending $8 to Walker Evans, c/o Steven Lewis, OCMR 1687 Oberlin College, Oberlin OH 44874

 

 

PRECIOU$ MOMENT$


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Florrid Porpise's first album, PRECIOU$ MOMENT$, hit the stores on December 22, 2004, to rave reviews from lots of famous people such as these:
"It's...the...best...music...[I've]...ever...heard"
-Alf, Actor/robotic puppet		 "What a bunch of heretical crap. They should all be burned at the stake and then crucifed, and stuff."
-Mel Gibson, puppet/robotic actor 		"This is the kind of legendary music that we need these days. [Florrid Porpise] [is] truly a legend in [their] own time. Also, I am a knight."
-Sir Simon Rattle, legendary conductor

To get yours now, push $15 under the door of 137 Elm #2A in Oberlin , OH.
Also Available for free download thanks to hxcmp3!

 

 

 

next album

FP's upcoming album, tentatively entitled Tightening Democracy's Bible Belt is slated for
release immediately following Iraq's full economic recovery. Unfortunately, the band's
managers feel that it will not be profitable to release the album prior to this, as the key target
demographic will not be leveraging their consumer dollars towards music albums yet.
FP Fans can look forward to hits including: Born to be Again and also featuring
bonus special guest Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest on the track I ain't
nothin but an Al Qaeda terrorist cell planning on raiding a financial buiding in
a major city as soon as george bush loses his political advantage.

 

  Also slated for release is a 30 second joint-single EP with John Nash Robot to help promote the upcoming RoboRape Victim Awareness tour (see news for more info).

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